Diary of Dan

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

For sure!

I'll roast you
I'll fry you
I'll heat you nice
I'll steam you
I'll boil you
I'll bake you thrice

And then if you don't yield,
I'll mash you,
I'll beat the pulp out of you
I'll drain you
and strain you
And grind you anew..

I'll have you cuffed
I'll have you booked..
One fine day I promise
I'll have you cooked!