SOMETHING ABOUT MY STAPLER, PEN, OCD, AND C

This is a conversation that took place in our MT lab today morning:-
Kathak: Danny, lend me your stapler for a minute!
Dan: Yeah... Hey!!!!!!! Where's my stapler???!! It was here two mins ago!!! Oh no! It's lost again!
Kathak: Ok! Does anyone else have a stapler?
Dan: Why do I lose my stapler every now and then? [General lamenting follows...]

After 5 mins:-
Dan: Ruc, is that my pen you're writing with?
Ruc: Yes, I just need to tick the names of the girls I'm distributing the Tshirts to.
Dan: No!
Ruc: No?
Dan: No! Give me my pen! You can't have it!
Ruc: Why??!!!! You are actually not letting me use your pen!
Dan: No! I mean yes... I just lost my stapler - and I don't want to lose my pen.... [Looks at Ruc with pleading eyes.....]
Ruc: Ok.. I understand....... Here, take back your pen. [And atually hands it back to Dan and nods her head - that nodding is full of meaning - full of sympathy for a fellow OCDite.]

After an hour:-
Dan: Hey Kathak, Ruc! I've found my stapler - it's right here in my pencil box! [Squeals of delight][clap clap in the background.]

While going home:-
Dan: Hey Ruc..... R U C? Are you C? Are you C++? Are you C#?
Ruc and Don: Dan..... go home plz...
Dan: Ruc! R U C? Are you the sea? Are you the lake? Are you the river? Are you.....
Ruc: I'm the ocean!
Don: Ha ha ha!!!!!
Dan: Ocean, bye........